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Keith M. Campbell

"The education that I received at Lake Superior State University has opened many doors for me. I have worked with Firefighters and Paramedics for over thirty years as a co-worker, educator, and student. I have been very blessed in my life to have these opportunities. I truly believe that education is the cornerstone of everyone’s career and LSSU provides the best.

My future goals are to become the Director of a Fire Science program and follow in the footsteps of the great educators that I have had the privilege of learning from. This will not be easy, but I believe that these Professors have prepared me to be successful. My achievements will be a direct result of the knowledge that they have bestowed upon me. It will then be my obligation to share this knowledge with others. ”

Keith M. Campbell '07

Firefighter/Paramedic

Fire and hazardous materials response coordinator for the U.S. Navy based in Bahrain

Archives: Banished Words 1978

Memo - As in "I'll memo this proposal." And its geometric progression (triple) banishee honor: "See how it impacts when it is referentially memoed."

Very Unique Redundancy Repetitive Award - To W. Glenn Roberts of Nashville, Tenn. who persuaded a local TV station (through a series of nagging letters) to stop using such phrases as "completely destroyed," "true facts," and "most unique."

Nuk-U-Lar - What some people are reading on broadcast when they see "nuclear."

Medication - We can no longer afford this. It is too expensive. We must return to the less expensive "medicine."

Perform Surgery - As above, instead of operate.

Situation & Process- As in "wet pavement situation" which generally means "pavements are wet" or "it is raining." There is also a mild vogue in the use of "the eating process." These are Dress up words.

Prioritize, Parenting, Orientating - Fancy Dan Words.

Yuh Know - This phrase received twice the nominations of any other word this year (and in subsequent years). The Unicorn Hunters admit there is little they can do about it. "Yuh know" is a chronic, probably terminal, disease of the English Language.

You'd Better Believe - Has an element of unseemly coercion.

I Know Where I'm Coming From But I Don't Know Where You Are Coming From - "This seems to have its root in an argument between two motorists whose cars have collided," according to Tom Labelle of The Grand Rapids Press. "It quickly found its way into encounter sessions and in the parlance of bureaucrats and politicians."

Six Month Embargo - These are not evil in themselves but have been soiled by association.

Unique - As in "very unique," "most unique" and even "uniquely unique."

Hopefully - Widely used to mean "it is to be hoped," rather than its proper meaning, "in a hopeful manner."