Archives: Banished Words 1995
From The World Of Politics!
Liberal Columnist Bob Cudmore of The Record in Albany, NY, recently wrote: Banish liberal or at least have it declared an obscenity, which is what the word had become. Its probably better today to be called a Marxist, a Commie, a pinko, a fellow-traveler or a useful idiot If liberal was deemed obscene by academics and dictionary-makers, maybe conservative talk show hosts, callers, commentators and politicians would be less likely to use the word Perhaps then, instead of deploring an idea as liberal, conservative speakers would have to explain why they are against it.
Family Values The definition of family values has come to mean anything that fits into the right-wing fundamentalists agenda. If you dont fit into that narrow category, you dont have family values. Michelle Barrerbec, Central Lake, Mich.
Mean-Spirited Do politicians know any other word to describe those with whom they disagree? Rick Morrow, Sault Ste. Marie, Ont.
Embrace Put this in the Tired Metaphor Category: The senator hopes his constituents will embrace the idea. To what degree can we expect the physical (metaphorical) action? A mild hug? A gut-wrenching emotion? Enough already! Im claustrophobic as it is! Tom Tucker, Grass Lake, Mich.
Slight Glitch Shawn J. Hunter, Heritage High School, Saginaw, Mich.
Target Audience A delightful combination of oxymoron and mixed metaphor. Leonard Wheat, Alexandria, Virginia.
Pretty Bad (Or pretty ugly) Nicole Crawford, St. Martin De Porres High School, Detroit, Mich.
Jumbo Shrimp The favorite nomination which seems to have escaped the list until this year. Tanya Dugree, Kingsford High School, Kingsford, Mich.
Vast Majority Another one which escaped banishment in years past. Bill Bloemendaal, Holland, Mich.
No Parking At Any Time Nominated by George Drury or Milwaukee, Wisc., who gave special mention to that Milwaukee favorite: Temporary No Parking Any Time.
I feel You Pain Where does it hurt? Troy Voth, Great Lakes Adventist Academy, Cedar Lake, Mich.
Sudden Death Used to describe a tie-breaking period in sporting events but losing the sudden death contest is seldom fatal. Why not call it a sudden victory (loss) period? Tim Hall, Sault Ste. Marie, Mich.
To Die For I love food, but to die for? If something is that good, shouldnt it be: to live for? Lyn Satiskey, Raleigh, N.C.
Humanitarian Overused in the news and elsewhere. Two oxymorons showed up on the same prime-time news broadcast: humanitarian disaster and humanitarian one is the best kind. Bill Fitzpatrick, Namaimo, B.C., Canada (Editors Note: Weve also included Humanitarian Aid for its redundancy value. If one gives aid, that person is most likely to be a humanitarian.)
My Plate Is Full Meaning I have a busy schedule. Variations include I have enough on my plate, or I have too much on my plate. So eat, already! Ken Behrens, WJBC Radio, Rock Island, Ill.
Information Superhighway Wheres my map? Can I pull over for directions? How about a bathroom stop? Are we there yet? Peter Warner, CJOB Radio, Winnipeg, Man., Canada
Percentage Purists: (Several readers nominated expressions that misuse the word percent:
Im 150 Percent Behind You Perpetuates the greed so apparent in our society completely isnt enough! Linda Schwind, English Chair, St. Martin De Porres High School, Detroit, Mich.
Percent Pure Such as the claims made by certain advertisers about their products. Either its pure, or it isnt. Wayne Montgomery, Goulais River, Ont., Canada
From The Business Reports:
Soft As in soft markets, when describing a particular commodity with poor sales. Does this mean the steel market will be hard when sales increase? Sounds as if the executives are trying to soften the news to shareholders if you ask me. Ron Bedford, Algoma Steel Ltd., Sault Ste. Marie, Ont.
Consumer Confidence Nominated by an exasperated Charles Rufino of Dix Hills, N.Y.
Pushing the Envelope This one is enough to make stamps come unglued. Listener of Peter Warner, CJOB
Medalled The word medal is a noun but the misuse of this word by Olympic reporters had become even more common. In addition, I was stunned to learn from one of the Detroit sports reports that the USA athlete who medalled in the downhill ski competition also silvered. Perhaps the athlete was dipped in a large vat of silver compound for that winning metallic glow? Karen Gooze, Westland, Mich.
Given Given the number of people who use given. I must give in after much give-and-take debate and request that we give the heave-ho to given with respect to the given usage, even though it may be a given a severe blow to their given that some people will be given a severe blow to their given conversational styles. Bob Tulloch, Sault Ste. Marie, Ont.
Warm Fuzzy Feeling An expression used to describe a feel-good-about-everything-and-everybody state of mind, but sounds more like the result of having swallowed a gerbil. Michael McQuade, Sault Ste. Marie, Mich.
Challenged When referring to disabled people as physically-challenged or others who dont fit into the homogenous mold of average. Whats next? Why not classify short or tall people as vertically-challenged, or refer to homeless people as habitat-challenged? Lets provide warm hats for the follicly-challenged, How about vocabulary-challenged for the people who come up with these ridiculous euphemisms? Anonymous, Sault Ste. Marie, Mich.
Post-Consumer Products I always wonder where these products come from: a post-mortem, perhaps? A. Kozlowicz, Dept. Chair, Roseville High School, Roseville, Mich. (Also nominated were post-modern, post-feminist, post-pubescent, post-shave healer, post-Cold War, post-boomers, and the post-thing. You get the idea: post in now post-use.)
Po-mo Michele Mooney of Los Angeles sent us this abbreviation for post-modern from a dictionary of L.A.-speak. Its listed as a noun, with the following example: That mini-mall is a po-mo mess. Honest. Michele sent us eight pages of examples which she had clipped from newspapers and magazines in L.A., where she says everything is referred to as either pre- or post-riots.
From The Schools:
One of the most-nominated words this year was sucks, as in this sucks, that sucks, someone or something sucks. Most of the nominations came from high school students and their teachers. Here are some of their comments:
This X-rated personification has become the negative of choice among anal-retentives of the world. It must be crushed like the verbal plague it is. Shawn Tooley, Daniel Cross (students) and A.T. Sutton (instructor) of Western High School, Parma, Mich.
Good profanity is becoming harder to find. Anonymous high school teacher or student from Kalamazoo.
It is lazy response, said Rick Fowler, Boyne City High School English Teacher. He said students seem to believe that all required subjects suck.